Beautiful Contradictions

Do you ever wonder why exercise machines look like torture devices? I mean really, half of the workout is getting your flabby but into that thing. So next week at the gym I get the customary “free personal trainer” workout…oh joy, I need to learn to say no to these people. What this buff woman doesn’t know is that I only decided to renew my contract with the gym because they offered me 13 months for 90 dollars! If I had money to pay for a personal trainer my behind would be parked in front of the computer, at home with Sven or Jean-Claude teaching me how to get buff in my own home.

I have to say the gym experience wasn’t too bad….it wasn’t hook up central, there were only a couple old naked ladies with their (not so) goodies hanging out in the locker room, no leery old men. I actually can’t wait to go back although in the morning when I can’t lift up my fat leg…it may be a different story.

Watch out world, I am coming to PUMP you UP!

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